If you want to talk about an inhuman time to get up, how about the loons who camped out around midtown Manhattan all night after the SMTown concert so that they could get their signed Girls’ Generation CDs in the morning. I mean, when people tell you “show up at the Good Morning America studio around 7 am and early arrivals can win one of 50 signed CDs,” that CLEARLY means you should start lining up at 2 am.
So being the NORMAL person that I am, I slept back in my hotel and returned to Times Square the next morning around 7:30 am to the following sight:
In traditional Good Morning America fashion, every 15 or minutes or so the crowd would go wild as the camera focused on the teeming masses. This meant that NORMAL Americans watching this on TV suddenly saw signs such as “Girls’ Generation” and “TaeNy pairing ONLY!” and wondered if there was a new Occupy going on.
I also brought my reversible AKB48 troll sign once again: